An Introvert’s Guide To Valentine’s Week – Enjoy Singleton
Do you know what’s harder than being single on Valentine’s Day? Being a single introvert. You’re not alone; you are ALONE alone.
Well, let me tell you all, in this context you’re not alone. Here is a to-do list that shall get your introverted self through the valentines week. You might be thinking, why was this not suggested early? Well better late than never.
1. Rose Day
Well the optimists are going to tell you to plant trees, but we all know what we are going to do, we aren’t going to plant trees instead we’re going to go to the botanical garden, get a rose plant for ourselves and grow the roses that we want in our lives all throughout the year, because we know the ones that would be given to the partners wouldn’t last for reasons not mentioned *wink-wink*
2. Propose Day
Optimists are gonna tell you not to feel bad about not being asked to stay in someone’s life forever, there is more to life than that. Yes, there is, we are going to sit comfortably at our homes in our sweatpants and go gaga over “proposals-gone-wrong “ videos all night and be thankful what you didn’t have to be a part of.
3. Chocolate Day
Your friends might try to cheer you up by telling you not to eat chocolate, it would harm your health, but what we are going to do is put some old pop cult music on and get our inner Gordon Ramsays out and BAKE, chocolates, cakes, cookies, everything that lasts. Excuse me? They’re not for other people; they’re for you, you deserve them after a day worth of cringe from the cuddle-junction you have been the third wheel for.
4. Teddy Day
Well, we can’t decide if that’s a day where you give out teddy to weirdly overaged people who are immature at heart or just a day to misguide our children by giving them an impression that things don’t change when you grow up. On this day your introvert self shall buy a 10 ft. of fabric and a pot load of cotton, cut the fabric into half of the same shape sew it together, leave a small hole, fill it with cotton. Here you go, you made yourself a giant plush toy that isn’t demanding, doesn’t talk, just listens and is amazing to cuddle around with; above all will never leave you.
5. Promise Day
Here we aren’t doing anything because this day is irrelevant. Promises are meant to be broken, and we do that on an everyday basis. Recall the number of plans you promised to go for but cancelled. Also, we lie in “ truth or dare” there is no way anybody would keep their promises. Plus, we don’t need a day to be honest, because this is our everyday.
6. Hug Day
The worst of all days is this one, especially for the people who absolutely hate skin shipping, I feel you guys. Everywhere you go, people are hugging each other, and their sweaty-smelly bodies come in contact with each other. You stay home and be happy, now you’ll be the last one to get Coronavirus, and all these dolls would cry.
7. Kiss Day
Hi vegetarians! Where are you? Welcome to the day you get deceived and half of you “dharm-bhrasht “ your way through the day unknowingly sorry to break it to you like this, but it’s the truth. Also, it’s the day when you find out the oral hygiene of a person without them having to tell you so if that’s a journey you’re willing to go through, by all means, be the world’s guest. Or sit at home read your favourite book, floss your mouth, look at your white teeth and feel sorry for people who ended up with the kind mentioned above.
8. VALENTINES DAY
Don’t go out, don’t, just don’t. You want to see an episode of the 50 shades you might as well Netflix; you don’t have to go out for a version of 50 shades -desi. STAY IN, put on a romantic movie where either the girl or the boy dies, make yourself a hot water bath, light yourself a scented candle and get yourself through the day of the LOVERS LIKE A BAWSS.
You can thank me later all you single introverts, but for people who celebrate this week/day…Have fun!