7th October is a date marked in history in bold letters. Why? Well to start with, the iPhone 7 & iPhone 7 Plus has been launched on 7th of this month. People went crazy for the launch event. Excitement is pouring out of the window in India. People might have packed their bag for a sleepover at the Apple store to get their hands on an iPhone. The price is ranging between 60,000 to 92,000 only! Oh yeah, with no audio jack. So that means you have to spend another 900 bucks for the AirPods, as if the death of 3.5 mm headphones jack was not enough. In case you have not booked a bed then you still have time. Oh! I meant phone.
If you are one of the eager fans itching to get the latest apple model, then please hold on. There was another major release on 7th October: MSG 3 -The Warrior: Lion Heart. This time the spiritual leader, Saint Dr MSG turns into a warrior lion heart, who is bulletproof and immortal. There is a major competition in the world of internet trolling. Now with the two major releases on the same date: One is the highest priced model and other one is a Godman investing loads of money and time on a crazy Bollywood flick. Both demands money investment. Now the question is which is the biggest release? No matter how bizarre the movie is, you can choose the movie over buying iPhone.
The most important reason for that is you can save a lot of your money. Seriously spending 250 bucks for mental torture for 3 hrs is okay as compared to spending 60,000 on a brand that upgrades every year.
Want to break up? Take your partner to watch this movie on your date and come out of that relationship freely. Best way to get rid of your tiresome partner. In a way it’s the best way to show your LOVE!
You will get to see some wonderful gravity resisting stunts that might compel Newton Sir to turn in his grave and Rajni Sir worried but that’s okay. What’s in a phone, right?
Like the brave warrior is saving the world from aliens, you can also save yourself from donating kidney or any other organ. And don’t worry about the mental stress. If the movie is just out of control, then you can have a round trip to Bangkok.
You will have a good laugh while watching this hilarious movie. Good enough for your health and this movie is certified healthy. And also you can have a fantasy ride although tacky.
Even if you are in search of complete mental peace, then don’t go for the movie but take some inspiration from the Godman by doing some charity donation for the ones who have already sold their kidney for the iPhone like getting the medical aid for them. After all Guru Ram Rahim Singh Ji Insaan (yes, that’s his name) is also doing charity work for the bollywood. Trust me you can be a certified “Mankind Angel”.
Apple is surely genius as Guru Ram Ji at what they do and the most used feature they both inherit is “flaunt” and we can’t afford it!
