Ever been in a situation where you desperately wanted to run in between your date? or you never wanted to go in the first place? Let me help you with some of the most used tricks to handle the awkwardness without enduring it. Have fun and try out for sure. Here come the 10 bizarre things to do to escape from a date.
#1: In The Event Of Emergency
Wing it… and hope like hell that he ends up being the date you wish for. Maybe you forgot to arrange an ’emergency exit’. Perhaps he stubbornly insists on another round. If so, try to temper his enthusiasm and decrease his interest.
#2: Spill a drink on yourself
Decide which article of clothing is worth sacrificing and then accidentally spill your wine or coffee. As you are visibly shaken tell your date that this is your favourite blouse or pants and that you must go home right away. Make a beeline for the door asap.
#3: Tell him you spotted your ex-boyfriend
As you are sitting there, calmly yell out “oh, my God!” and immediately pick up the menu and cover your face. Tell your date that your ex-boyfriend, the one you cheated on, is there and if he sees you there’s going to be a scene. Quickly gather your things and bolt for the door.
#4: The White Lie
Sometimes it’s better to be gentle with your let-down. Tell your date that you have plans you forgot about or that you left something important at home and you have to leave immediately. This prevents you from having to tell them how upset they’re making you.
#5: Call For Back-Up
If you’re concerned that a date you’ve planned is going to get awkward, make arrangements beforehand. Before your date, ask a friend to call you halfway through the night.
#6: Find out what he’s looking for
As you sit down with your date, ask him what he is looking for in a woman. Once he reveals the qualities and characteristics that he desires look him straight in the eye and tell him that you are the wrong girl for him because you don’t have any of those qualities.
#7: Say you hate sex
Casually drop that you despise sex and have never had it from the get-go. Then make it a point to overly avoiding any personal contact, say you hate being touched, being naked and intimate relationships. The bill will be there in no time.
#8: Fake an illness or period pain
Put on your best award-winning performance and play sick. Start rubbing your head and referencing your terrible migraines or rush to the bathroom every five minutes. It won’t take long for your date to get the hint that you’re sick. For ladies, the flow is always a perfect excuse to getaway.
#9: Talk about your ex and start sobbing
Remark on how they remind you of some great qualities of your ex had like the smile, laughter and even the eyes. Then start getting emotional & if you are very skilled, put on the waterworks.
#10: Try A Do-Over
The “date from hell” might not be a wrong person; maybe they’re just nervous. Stop them and politely tell them that they’re not currently coming across as a potential partner, but you’d like to try again. After that, just never meet.
Hilarious…